Subject: Women
Date: 13 Jun 2000
Carey,
I just had another look at your photograph that you sent me and I'm sure that there can't
be many women that could resist your good looks; I'm struggling myself!
Remember when I said that some people burned the office down, well you'll never believe it,
but they arrested two suspects last week. They found some computers and traced
them back to these guys and in on it was big Val.
Can you believe it!
As far as the company is concerned, we've had the insurance and won't be prosecuting big Val.
Enough serious issues; I think it was a blow for my boss, especially as he had the hots
for big Val; but he has the hots for any female in the office including big girls. And she is big!
What did you think about the england match? I thought it was great, I generally don't mind if
they lose, I just like watching football. I always get confused by the offside
rule; if the players aren't allowed on the other side of the defenders, then how
are they supposed to score! I watched it in the pub and when we were two nothing
up, I felt like stripping off again! So I went to the toliets and took my
knickers off, because someone bet me a pint and then I threw them across the
room. They were a bit sweaty, because I'd been jumping up and down after
england's goals! I think someone stole them, because I couldn't find them after
the match. I was cold for the rest of the night. Would you do that for a pint?
I'm just taking a break, I hope you don't mind ....
I'm back!
I was just looking at your photograph again! This time I got a bit excited and lost my
knickers in the mad frenzied moment. I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that
your picture did the trick. This is the first time I've fantasied over a
photograph; I don't know what came over me, I just felt really horny. Must be
the Parisian background! I hope you don't mind? Tou-che as they say in France!
That reminds me, Bernie (Bernadette from Austria) who has just started working in our office;
has been emailing her boyfriend who is in Austria. So they don't see too much of
each other. She told me that she sends naked pictures of herself! The thought of
doing something so naughty turned me on; she even let me see the pictures and
she wants me to take some new pictures of her! He does the same for her; but she
wouldn't let me see them! No wonder she was sometimes glued to the screen; and I
thought she was working! She's a quiet sort. Keeps herself to herself but I seem
to get on with her ok. She's much better than big Val.
Anyway, back to you, don't worry about being dumped; it happens all the time! She obviously
doesn't know a good thing when she sees it! I'd imagine you'll meet someone else
just as stunning at the weekend. So don't worry! Be happy!
Wow, this email has gone on for some time! Much longer than your email!! Only teasing.
Anyway, best be off to bed, its quite scary as there is no-one else here! Hope the bogey-man doesn't get me! Nos da!
Lustful desires, Cathy
PS Hope your cloning goes well; and don't forget my penis!